Not My Alpha — MCISTY Counselor Collection. Calm Voice. Catastrophic Information.

#NMA by MCISTY

Not My
Alpha.

Calm Voice. Catastrophic Information.

Welcome to #NMA — Not My Alpha. A special branch of MCISTY dedicated to the school counselors balancing transcripts, schedules, recommendation letters, graduation checks, crises, calm voices under pressure, and the occasional teacher who needs that special friend's shoulder to cry on.

You know who you are, Sis.

If #PWED is Professionally Worded Emotional Damage,
then #NMA is Professionally Contained Emotional Damage.

This collection is dedicated to the counselors who absorb inward so everyone else can keep moving forward. Or venting outward. Hey, we should put that on a shirt.

We're starting with four designs, but we have a feeling your offices are full of material.

If you have ideas, follow us on Instagram and let us know.

May your tissue supplies never run dry.

The First Drop

Four statements. One truth. All of it professionally contained.

01

I Have Read Your File.

Shop This Shirt
02

I Saw This Coming Three Semesters Ago.

Shop This Shirt
03

I Have 400 Students and 20 Minutes.

Shop This Shirt
04

Not My Alpha.

Shop This Shirt
View All MCISTY Collections →

To the counselors who see it coming, handle it all, and somehow still keep showing up with compassion and a sense of humor.

We See You.

MCISTY Not My Alpha Badge
#MCISTY #IYTYK #PWED #NMA #VUE